I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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