wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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