i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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