i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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