The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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