Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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