i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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