I wanna eat
then eat your cupcake
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He felt like a one man threesome
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked