Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
