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(415): View more from California

if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?

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(913): View more from Kansas

I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point

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(330): View more from Ohio

I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.

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(618): View more from Illinois

She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up

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(502): View more from Kentucky

After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?

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(847): View more from Illinois

Uhmm, it's called hentai.

(1-847): View more from Illinois

I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER

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(514): View more from Quebec

Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.

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