You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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