Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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