every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
i now understand why vodka
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
soo... how was my night?
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