Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
