Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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