Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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