who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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