you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm like, not good at living.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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