fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
that is very illegal...i love you.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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