just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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