100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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