so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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