so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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