I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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