I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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