Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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