She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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