are you still at the devil's house?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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