He is such a slut. More and more my type.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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