he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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