Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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