we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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