Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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