where does the pee come out of this thing
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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