I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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