great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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