so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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