I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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