just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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