That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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