Dude my mom stole all your condoms
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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