if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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