I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
her vagine was all disorganized.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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