at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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