what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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