So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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