Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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