can u get pink eye on your cock?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I don't want my vagina anymore.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I have post one night stand depression
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