Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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