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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.

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  I'm not sure what to say to that.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"

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• (619): View more from California

  im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."

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• (949): View more from California

  If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.

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