I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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