glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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