You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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