Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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