i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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