I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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