...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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