I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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