The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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